Postal 2

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Totaled 30 cars.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Sucked down your own piss.

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Gained your first dog helper.

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Kicked 30 dogs.

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Kicked open a door.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Wore all three outfits.